In a seminal sketch on the US comedy show Saturday Night Live,
a couple has a debate on whether New Shimmer is a floor wax
or a dessert topping. Chevy Chase - obviously a sales man for the
product - enters the room and explains: New Shimmer is both.
You can put it on your pudding or wipe the floor with it (and
they do). The sketch ends with the slogan "The greatest shine
you ever tasted".
You can see the sketch on break.com, starting at 1:29 –
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/SNL-New-Shimmer-Commercial-704661.html
(video content with laugh track – might be unsuitable for work).
For office use, you might appreciate the transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75ishimmer.phtml
The New Shimmer example has been lifted from the forgotten, but
otherwise excellent, book Developing Object-Oriented Software for the Macintosh
by Jeff Alger and Neil Goldstein.
(http://www.amazon.com/Developing-Object-Oriented-Software-Macintosh-Programming/dp/0201570653/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1254488412&sr=8-6)